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Least red wine drinkers will rejoice upon hearing the news–again–that red wine shall make you live longer and allow you to dance the Mambo when you’re 90.

Recent studies have shown that a natural ingredient of red wine called “resveratrol” is responsible for allowing laboratory couch potato mice to run a mouse marathon without previous exercise or training. Drug companies are now trying to repeat that success by inventing an anti-aging pill. Meanwhile, scientists are personally taking resveratrol, buying it over the counter from their local vitamin shoppes.

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The Least You Need to Know Top Story >>The jury is still out on the bail out, which may lead to just what we need or financial Armageddon. >>After Obama, McCain and party leaders met with the Prez, Democrats say they have much of the deal worked out, while Republicans keep saying there is nothing worked out. >>Dems do not want to vote for this alone, wanting Republicans to take the heat if the plan implodes. >>The Republican alternative plan is to some kind of FDIC insur ...
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    Generally, we try not to make you breathe too hard or sweat with Least Daily Exercises, but today may be the exception. Why? Because today is Least Push-Up Day. Hooray! Or not.

    We shan’t tell you how to do a push-up. You all know this from your days in a grade school. However, we will suggest 4 things:

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    Quite frankly, we are appalled that we have created this website and believe that you shouldn’t read one word of it. There’s quite enough news and information on the web already, thank you very much, and it’s not as if we’re offering anything truly original.

    In fact, it is our intent to be quite unoriginal. Our target audience is the short attention span reader who wants to be somewhat informed. For you, we shall sum up the most important news and information... Read more »

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    Least You Should Drink: 4oz of Red Wine

    Least red wine drinkers will rejoice upon hearing the news–again–that red wine shall make you live longer and allow you to dance the Mambo when you’re 90.

    Recent studies have shown that a natural ingredient of red wine called “resveratrol” is responsible... Read more »

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